Happy-overrated-buy-me-some-crappy-shit day.

Happy valentines, FUCKERS !.
I'm gonna be a nice guy tonight and give you some suggestions for you last minute losers that didn't get anything for you're woman.

• If you really want to make her day, buy her some Cookies.


• Or, maybe the two of you could learn a new Language together


• Maybe a little romantic Game to spice up the night


• Maybe you two could go to a nice romanctic MOVIE together.

Well, I hope my suggestions have helped out and please feel free to NOT let me know how it worked out.
Thank you, have a nice day, ya commie !